Zoë Bowyer

Many of you may have noticed the dog theme recently, it was getting so bad I was considering applying to the Dog’s Trust for sponsorship. This led me to take a look at the Dog’s Trust Website. Turns out our Danny isn’t the only dog who can write. Many of the dogs that can be sponsored enjoy writing letters - who’d a thought it! Not sure if what they would write would make any sense as most of these dogs are unrehomeable and JG from Shoreham would most likely piss all over it. I like the look of Kenco from Darlington and Roden who lives in the Old Dogs Home, where they snooze all day.

4 and a half hours without a fag, I’m getting feverish!