Zoë Bowyer

I’m so pissed off. I’ve been to the Nationwide to enquire about getting a debit card - to make life that little bit easier, so that I don’t have to use Dave everytime I buy something over the internet, so that i don’t have to carry wads of cash around with me.

The bastards won’t give me one! I don’t get it. I let them use my money and they can’t even provide me with a fucking debit card! It’s not like I’m asking for a credit card or a cheque book and guarantee card! All I’m asking for is another way to use the money that I have in my account - it’s no risk to them!

They refuse me this and then start talking about giving me financial advice and discussing the option of a pension. They can go screw themselves! I think the word ‘investments’ was used. Do they think I’m an idiot? Do they think that they can go invest my money when they have refused me a method of using my money that suits me.

I’m happy with the money I have, I don’t need or buy expensive things. I’m not worried about money. All i want is a debit card.

Rant over!