Zoë Bowyer

It has been brought to my attention that people would like to share their wedding frenzy.

What will all the visitors think of the red, white and blue decorations that are now covering the streets in this area? Our own street has just been covered in a string of Union Jack bunting – which to me is tacky. This is the first year since we moved here that the street has been decorated. But the decorators needn’t think that this household will be contributing to the cost of the bunting.

Naturally, we shall tell the visitors that the decorations have been put up in their honour; to welcome them to our home.

As for wedding frenzy, of course I am suffering from it, but I don’t feel like sharing. My frenzy seems so small when compared to DD; and her clipboard; and her list as long as the Shannon of things that need to be sorted!