Zoë Bowyer

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen.

I had a lovely time in Scarborough. It’s a really nice place – though full of elderly peeps! I bought rock and played the 2p slots at the amusement arcades. It was good to see my buddy-o E again, and good to see how much her daughter has grown (very good at 2p slot machines!). Her in-laws took us for a car trip to Robin Hood’s Bay (place with strange abandoned shops with gnomes, and an incredibly steep hill) and Whitby, which was nice. I would tell you more but I’m lazy. Besides, the majority of the time was spent chatting and boozing.

I am now trying to eat more healthily, my skin is miserable after weeks of late nights, booze, chocolate and mayo. Hence – the ‘Starved’ title (also, started writing this before dinner and finshed after – very yummy chili, no mince!).