Zoë Bowyer

This, I am informed, is my ‘aunt’ Kerry. How come I have a dog for an aunt? Well – Kerry is my granny’s new pup/child. Therefore: Kerry is the youngest in a family of eight (by a considerable number of years!), and my aunt. This isn’t unusual in my family; I have many doggy brothers, sisters and cousins.

Now, my aunt Kerry came to visit me last night, along with her big sister T, and did this (warning! if you are in any way squeamish do not click on the link!) on the kitchen floor! What is the world coming to when one’s aunt does doo doo on the kitchen floor? And she looked so innocent!

In case the rumours haven’t got your distance yet – D has a new job which he will be starting in a couple of weeks. He will be working in Galgorm (his granny is ecstatic that he won’t have to travel to Belfast everyday anymore – grannies are easily pleased). D is delighted to be saving lots of petrol money and travelling time.