Zoë Bowyer

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Originally uploaded by ZMB.

I’m finding it increasingly difficult to wake up in the morning. Especially Mondays. I like to wait until I’m sure that the sun is up, too, and that he’s got his hat on.

I made the chocolate whiskey ice cream and it is delicious. Cousin S didn’t want to offend me by telling me that it tasted just like Murphy’s ice cream, then I told her that is was the Murphy’s ice cream recipe.

D didn’t mean to offend Cousin S on Saturday night when he asked her if she had a man in her life and asked her her height and weight, but a paranoid person could have thought that he was calling her a fat, lesbian dwarf.